Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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