There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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