If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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