singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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