Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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