Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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