Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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