You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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