stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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