i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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