I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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