i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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