don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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