He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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