I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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