the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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