just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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