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Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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