so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
