why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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