I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize