i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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