Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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