That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I had to cum in my sink.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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