He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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