? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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