That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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