He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i just google imaged poop.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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