Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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