he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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