Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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