No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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