...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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