Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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