...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
third nipple confirmed
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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