somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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