nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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