I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
