Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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