At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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