even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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