this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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