At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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