I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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