i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
