You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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