My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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