Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Randomize
