mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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