we're blogging at a bar
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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