when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
