She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
try to milk me bitch
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