btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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