afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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